Anthony “Dream’ Johnson is far from anybody’s dream, he’s a terrified little Incel troll, so what’s the happs girls?

Maxine Page
6 min readSep 11, 2020

Anthony ‘Dream’ Johnson is charging women $999 for the tedium of listening to him drone on and on during his upcoming much-hyped 22 Convention : Make Women Great Again.

Anthony ‘Dream’ Johnson is far from anybody’s dream though, just take a look at him, he’s a terrified Incel troll and a little boy, so what’s the happs girls? Why would any woman pay to listen to him?

Both Johnson and his hilarious 22 Convention are troll-baiting 101, ripped straight from the Trump coloring-in playbook (don’t worry Incels, there’s no difficult to read words included, just pics of women being grabbed by the pussy, the same old trope Alt-right keywords like “femi-nazi”, military and manosphere, and a peppering of stolen, misappropriated progressive language such as mansplaining, triggering, toxic masculinity, and patriarchy.)

Anthony ‘Dream’ Johnson AKA Short Dick Man

Johnson’s intention is to rile people up — clearly — and he’s done pretty well at it in fairness, but then, we’re living in an age where a mentally unstable, thin-skinned, insecure pathological liar is President of the United States, so, yeah, the bar to achievement really isn’t set that high these days.

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Maxine Page
Maxine Page

Written by Maxine Page

Maxine Page is a Brit-born ex-tabloid editor who spent 16-yrs selling her soul to Hollywood. Now she travels, writes, paints & makes weird shit.

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